December 2010
http://www.wired.com/magazine/2010/12/ff_angrynerd_... →
I have to say, I (used to?) love Patton Oswalt, but I really hate this article. Most of it is him just name dropping various nerdy things in a desperate attempt to show off his superior nerdiness. Then he continues into what sounds like geeky old man grumbling (“the internet lets ANYBODY find out about ANYTHING, things were different in my day!”) and tries to pass it off as optimism....
fujiidom:
“Somebody asked me, ‘If you got in a fight with Michael Cera, who would win?’ I don’t know. What a terrible thing to ask somebody.”
—
Jesse Eisenberg
WUSS
If there is a Zombie Apocalypse, I'll just...
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recycleanimals / theartofwishing:
BLOWING UP YOUR FEED
The BBC believes most people will have read only 6 of the 100 books listed here. Bold the books you’ve read in their entirety, underline what you’ve read more than once, italicize the ones you started but didn’t finish or read an excerpt.
CAN’T FIGURE OUT HOW TO UNDERLINE ON TUMBLR SO THEY’RE STRIKETHROUGH
01) Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
02) The Lord of the...
Christmas Bragging Post
Final tally:
-Sonic Screwdriver
-Mini Spider-man figurine
-Big Bang Theory Season 1 DVD
-Hello Kitty Mini Alarm Clock
-Snowman Pajamas
-Fuzzy pink slippers
-Two skirts
-Cardboard trunk full of all 7 Harry Potter books in hardcover, plus Hogwarts stickers
-“Keep calm and carry on” bookmark
-Blue high top Converse All-Stars
-Futurama mini-figs: Leela, Sal, and two Zap...
fujiidom:
IF YOU DON’T KNOW THE LYRICS TO THIS...
If I May
There comes a time in your life when you realize your favorite actor or actress has appeared in the biggest piece of crap possible. Or they are a Scientologist. This is unbelievably disheartening. So, I’d like to introduce you to the Pass System.
Basically, the Pass System works like this: Your favorite celebrity was in something so amazing it absolves all future and past sins, no matter...
Joe's Grandma frequently says horrifying things
My fiance’s grandmother is 73 years old, and is what can only be referred to as a pistol. Now, being 73, you would expect her to say and do certain things, like make crafts out of seashells and talk about that morning’s episode of the view. What I do not expect is when she says ridiculous, out of context things that even I would feel uncomfortable saying at 24 years old. Youth brings...
the most montagey movie ever
Today I watched a movie on the Lifetime Movie Network entitled “To Be Fat Like Me.” It stars Kaley Cuocco (AKA Penny from the Big Bang Theory) and Caroline Rhea (AKA Aunt Zelda from Sabrina the Teenage Witch). It is about a girl who wears a fatsuit to make an undercover documentary about fat people.
I wrote down all of my thoughts while watching this movie. They are raw, unedited,...
A man has been cured of HIV. →
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gigglemonster / (via hannahlouisef)
Yes, I Know
I have no followers on Tumblr, but that’s okay, because when I am a famous writer, this will be looked at as an archive of my brilliance.
Expect the next post to be nerd rage about Avatar. The blue neyneyney one, not the awesome cartoon turned into a lame movie.
Like I said, BRILLIANCE.
Dear Jesus
Please, please let me be all alone for Christmas. No awkward conversations with family. No sitting on strange smelling, unfamiliar couches. No watching of boring ass football games. No overcooked turkey. No horrible disaster like the tree catching on fire.
Please, please let no one disturb me. I just want to curl up in a blanket and flurfy socks and watch 24 hours of A Christmas Story whilst...
Exactly So
I don’t like e-readers, but every time I say I like “real books” I feel like an uppity, pretentious bitch.
It’s sort of hipster snobbery, in that “I liked books before everyone else got into reading. Psssh, I was reading Baby-Sitters Club before Harry Potter was scribbled on a napkin. Plebes.”
I feel like books are holy and sacred, and the glue, and the...
Today
I missed the bus on the way home and while waiting for the next one I got warm by wondering into a convenience store that was run by stern looking Indian people.
It was dusty and smelled like liquor and they sold t-shirts for some reason. I bought what must have been a five year old Mr. Goodbar and a horrible stick of beef jerky. Also, I bought a bag of those little striped peanut butter bars...
Tumblr: Like Twitter and Facebook and LJ, only I...
I WANNA START AN INTERNET FIGHT
SO BAD
OH YEAH
INTERNET FIGHT
GET WITH IT
ohohohohoho
Tumblr is working for me, is it working for you?
Sucker.
